So, lately I have had some major back pain. If you know me, you know that I HATE going to the Doctor and that I have an absurdly high pain tolerance… probably due to the fact that I hate going to the Doctor. Funny how that works. I think I bring a lot of it on myself.
Anyway… I went to the chiropractor last night… He took X-rays, sent me home and told me to 1) NOT work out and 2) get good sleep. OKkkkkkkkkkkkk. I also usually work out every night that I don’t have something going on… aka last night and getting good sleep is a nice thought, but rarely happens. So… I come home, lay around for awhile and play with Palmer, then go to bed after saying goodnight to Evan… I also took a tylenol PM… for pain.
After being asleep for who knows how long, I woke up to the loudest, most obnoxious siren ever… our house alarm. Palmer goes crazy and what do I do? I lay in bed. I lay in bed for a good 30-45 seconds waiting to see if anyone else is going to do anything about it. I tried to see if I could hear a burglar… and I didn’t think I could. MIND you… I had been asleep, was medicated and was completely out of it. What did I decide? I decided that I wasn’t going to not sleep. (Was I worried about some armed crazy person? Slightly, but my sleep was more important at that point.) I grabbed the closest thing that I deemed a weapon…

Yes, friends. That’s right. I grabbed a wedge heel that I would throw at any intruders.
Needless to say, we’re not really sure what happened, but Sara and I patrolled the house, found everything to be in order, told the police to not come, reset the alarm and went back to bed.
I did wake up this morning and think to myself that I need to be more selective. I have a closet full of heels – the stilletto kind – that would do WAYYYY more damage. Burglars beware. I have a plan!